Hello, Sweetie!

piercingsandink: rapscallions: bethamphetaminez: apathy-acres:...

piercingsandink:

rapscallions:

bethamphetaminez:

apathy-acres:

tyleroakley:

"What Old People Think About Gay Sex"

"How do you identify?"

"Old"  

I've never hit reblog so fast in my life. 

"You can have a really great experience and life being a slut"
PREACH IT

THIS IS THE BEST EVER

this is wonderful!

krait: keen-incisions: onlyashadowlostandforgotten: shefightsl...

krait:

keen-incisions:

onlyashadowlostandforgotten:

shefightslikeagirl:

On request: Repo! The Genetic Opera Click and Drag. Find out who you enjoyed Zydrate with!

By She Fights Like a Girl

Best Friend: Pavi (LOL… with friends like that, who needs enemies? And my Graves sure the fuck don't think so)

First Kiss: Marni (Wow, necro much?)

Took Zydrate With: Shilo (Yea, cus that would NEVER actually happen)

Lover: Rotti (NO FUCKING WAY!!)

First Time: Blind Mag (Uh… how bout no?)

Killed By: GraveRobber (Oh come on now… Maybe I died fucking his brains  out???)

best friend: shilo (man that is so cute)

first kiss: lulu (how terrifying yet oddly arousing)

first time: mag (is mia jealous yet)

took zydrate with: mag (is this why we ended up fuckiogn we were high as balls)

lover: graves (are u srs)

killed by: mag (well there goes my love affair with her i guess??? mag why i thought we were bros we got high and did the nasty man)

Best friend: Mag (does that mean I'm Marni? DOES THAT MEAN I GET TO FUCK NATHAN)

First kiss: Marni (never mind)

First time: Nathan (I FUCKED NATHAN! HA! I FUCKED NATHAN! HE CRIES HIS WAY THROUGH SEX)

Took Zydrate with: Luigi (lucky for me, Zydrate has relaxing effects so any murder attempts against my person were futile)

Lover: Luigi (ohfuck)

Killed by: Pavi (OH COME ON)

Best friend: Amber (ew)

First kiss: Graverobber (but he only likes dead girls?)

First time: Luigi (NOOOOOOOOOOOO)

Took zydrate with: Graverobber

Lover: Mag (GOD YES THANK YOU)

Killed by: Nathan (BUT WHAT ORGAN DID I GET)

dookiie-chan: faelostielthefangirl: lordoftheinternet: squidwa...

dookiie-chan:

faelostielthefangirl:

lordoftheinternet:

squidwardchan:

• holy
• fucking
• shit

you know, he has a point

HEPL ME I CANT BETRHATHE

PREACH IT!

Last night, my university gave an honorary master's degree to...

Last night, my university gave an honorary master's degree to the service dog who sat through every one of his owner's classes. He dressed appropriately for the ceremony.

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teppelin: have you ever had a game you wanted to replay but then there's just one part that you...

teppelin:

have you ever had a game you wanted to replay but then there's just one part that you fcking HATE and it's just not worth it

agrownupgeekgirl: Lagoona by =Sedeptra

agrownupgeekgirl:

Lagoona by =Sedeptra

nsfwpancake:

nsfwpancake:

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JUST GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES TO PACK MY CLOTHES AND MY RUNNING...

JUST GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES TO PACK MY CLOTHES AND MY RUNNING SHOES

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punpun-kirakira: patrickat: nihilisticc: So my parents just...

punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN'T. I CANNOT. I CAN'T DO THIS.

This isn't funny. That's the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It's good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

alliartist: kateruggeri: crystaline: Ozz Angelo 2013 S/S -...

alliartist:

kateruggeri:

crystaline:

Ozz Angelo 2013 S/S - OzzOnJapan

I don't normally do the whole "the noise I made was inhuman" thing, but I don't know what else to say about the noise my throat just made in reaction to this.

*grabby hands*

learningtolovemyself: SERIOUS SIGNAL BOOST (steubenville rape...

learningtolovemyself:

SERIOUS SIGNAL BOOST (steubenville rape trial, westboro church, etc)

"Anonymous" hacker who outted the students of the Steubenville Rape Trials. He is now being punished for bringing the young girl justice. The FBI showed up to his house with assault rifles and made him and his family get on the ground and took possession of his computer and is now pressing charges. THEY'RE PRESSING CHARGES BECAUSE HE 'HACKED' an account to save a girls life. Also involved in Westboro church hacking.

Please help out as you can. You can find this all over google with interviews with Anderson Cooper and Roseanne Barr and others such as:

http://gawker.com/the-fbi-raided-steubenville-anonymous-guys-house-here-511634071

The facebook like support page has a lot more information and how you can help:

https://www.facebook.com/realkyanonymous

And web address:

http://www.whistleblowerdefenseleague.com/

Facing indictment from the Federal Government for relation to the hacking and hacktivism of http://www.rollredroll.com/ during the rape case in Steubenville, Ohio. Exposing the corrupt and paying the price.

Donations accepted:

https://www.wepay.com/donations/2104382285

IF NOTHING ELSE PLEASE REBLOG SO WE CAN SIGNAL BOOST THE FUCK OUT OF THIS

cute-overload: Fluffy Calfhttp://cute-overload.tumblr.com

cute-overload:

Fluffy Calf
http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

Earlier I was browsing Amazon for a natural bristle brush and then suddenly I wound up on a blog...

Earlier I was browsing Amazon for a natural bristle brush and then suddenly I wound up on a blog about ditching shampoo and making your own deodorant and suddenly I want to go FULL HIPPIE

MAKE MY OWN DEODORANT AND LOTION AND CHAPSTICK AND FUCK YOU, SHAMPOO! I’M A FREE WOMAN WHO DON’T NEED NO CORPORATE DEPENDENCE

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livvefast: nordegrafs: mmmyesquite: uhuhanniebananie: tltty: i don't even know if i like...

livvefast:

nordegrafs:

mmmyesquite:

uhuhanniebananie:

tltty:

i don't even know if i like blogging anymore it's kinda just routine

people say the same thing about cocaine

you fucking moron you dont inject cocaine

excuse u i injected 5 cocaines i bet you havnt even drank one marijuana

slave, why are you drawing a lower life form when you should be...

slave, why are you drawing a lower life form when you should be petting your master?